Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/07/when-the-new-frames-came-in/

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/07/professor-chuckles/

Hear this post in your head as if I am reading it out loud while smacking my gum.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/07/elegant-thanksgiving-table/

A two-week crash course in vision charts, phoropters, lenses and frames, and perhaps a gentle nudge to get your kids' eyes tested.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/06/matters-of-the-eyes/

Paradise served up for my dogs and they have no idea.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/05/hiking-utah/

Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/05/join-the-bark-side/

http://dooce.com/2014/11/04/november-2014/

All dressed up with an actual place to go.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/04/legalese/

I did not trick or treat with maxi pads taped to my feet, no. But everyone who knew who I was dressed as asked where that part of my costume was.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/03/halloween-2014/

Changing it up this season and embracing my inner hen.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/03/feeling-mod/

Before the storm swooped in bringing more temperamental skies.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/03/mirror-mirror/

He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/31/chuck-nail-update/

The verdict is in, and the photographer who took these can feel confident in his skill.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/31/and-yet-again-we-win/

"You know what else I’ve also learned about cancer? It’s stealth. It is a stealth disease. It is so under wraps that it has invaded you before you even have a clue."

http://dooce.com/2014/10/30/avon-world-sales-leader-breast-cancer/

To help silence or at least decrease the number of question marks people use when I tell them where I live.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/29/a-view-of-fremont-island/

It turns out that posh toothbrushes exist. This knowledge now takes up space in my brain.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/29/bathroom-upgrade/

Sure, there's more green Jell-O here than there is in the entire rest of the world, but there's also this.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/28/nameless-beauties/

When Marlo asks what she was like at five years old I'll pull up this post and say, "This is a small but very accurate sample."

http://dooce.com/2014/10/28/bedtime-with-marlo/

Very rarely do I use the flash on my camera, but there are certain instances when it is required.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/27/coco-peanut-butter/

Snow in October. Just as certain as death and taxes.

http://dooce.com/2014/10/27/mirror-lake/