Puppy purse picked a peck of pickled peppers.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/17/the-sequel/

A bittersweet milestone, one that is tearing me up as much as it is confusing for her.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/16/the-beginning-of-big-kid-school/

Do I ever feel bad about doing this to him? No never not once whatsoever.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/15/winter-is-coming-2/

Memories of those days we we didn't have no safety regulations! No five point harness! (And how we all survived is nothing short of a miracle)

http://dooce.com/2014/09/15/horse-and-buggy/

This week's link roundup. This one could just be a whole bunch of animated GIFs about how happy I am that it's Friday. Just picture me face down in some sort of Paleo dessert.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/12/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-86/

Alas, I am not the valedictorian of the correct amount of pressure to use when bushing one's teeth. I'm so ashamed.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/12/four-out-of-five-dentists-agree/

An exquisite moment I somehow overlooked from the photo session with my girls.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/12/duet-2/

I crowdsourced the Internet without knowing that I was doing so. Internet, you're not always a scary place!

http://dooce.com/2014/09/11/dog-frisbee/

Every time I look at my insurance card I do a little happy dance that resembles an awkward but victorious polka.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/11/obamacare-for-the-win/

"I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls."

http://dooce.com/2014/09/10/armstrong-family-photos/

I think I understand my older sister a little better just by watching my own children. I'm so sorry, September.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/10/job-experience/

That time of year when I wait until both girls are not home and pack up every single thing they haven't touched or talked about in six months.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/10/september-cleaning-organizing/

It's those Boone eyes and eyelashes. Uncle Danny, you do not deserve in any way to be related to this kid.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/09/little-miss-maeve/

Any and all stereotypes contained herein are in no way the opinion of my employer.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/09/circus-of-life/

An infant dog whisperer. There are probably child labor laws preventing this, but I'd hire her as his therapist.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/08/baby-for-breakfast/

Someone threw her own princess party, and did she ever throw it down.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/08/princess-party-sunday-morning/

In this week's edition: Tinder profiles recreated, photos of modern-day Dandies, some of the brilliant writing and acting on "Parks and Recreation," and the dog costume to beat all dog costumes.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/05/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-85/

We all make trade-offs, and theirs is rather reasonable.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/05/lunch-break/

Shortly after encountering these guys Marlo whispered to me, "Those are the ugliest birds I've ever seen." As if she didn't want to hurt their feelings.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/05/their-turf/

What I miss most about the place I used to call home.

http://dooce.com/2014/09/04/from-having-spent-a-weekend-in-my-favorite-place-on-earth/