No, Paleolithic humans did not drink lattes, and they were grumpy and aggressive as shit.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/24/starbucks-coffee-customer-service/

Glad tidings of great joy Coco brings to her ailing sheep.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/24/keeping-watch-over-her-flock/

Sharing my bed with the other kid this week.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/21/my-ailing-butternut/

I'm sure that there are at least fifty posts on my site with that title, but this one... this one really deserves it.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/20/ughhhhhhh/

Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/20/handmade-gift-guide-holiday-2014/

I know it's not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/19/a-portrait-of-fall/

"I knew I couldn’t call the police because that would frighten him even more, and so the quickest and best solution for everyone involved was to get him inside his house."

http://dooce.com/2014/11/18/village-of-ours/

I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/18/time-after-time/

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I'm sure I won't be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/17/winter-chores-raking-leaves/

My family's loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/17/his-hers-wardrobe-thanksgiving/

I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/14/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-90/

It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/14/girls-they-wanna/

I know I said I would never run again, but have I mentioned that I'm fascinated by pain?

http://dooce.com/2014/11/13/foam-rollers-half-marathon-training/

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/13/dirty-old-man/

My doctor made a comedic reference to a "pain journal" not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/12/matters-of-hand-part-two/

If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/12/shag-carpet-leaves-utah/

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/12/chuck-leaves-autumn/

Inspired by a nail color that I now want to climb into like a blanket and wrap around my body.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/11/tis-the-season-3/

Now I'm beginning to wonder how many people could find Utah on a map CASEY I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/11/way-out-there-somewhere/

You could make the argument that it’s ironic that I’m starting a tradition around the mission of fighting hunger when both of my kids don’t like to eat. And you’d be right.

http://dooce.com/2014/11/10/thanksgiving-tradition-utah-food-bank/