Their speech is intentionally a little off grammatically so no need to let me know about it in the comments! I wanted to give them an accent you could expect from someone alike to nordic/russian + some spice of their own. They drop articles (they're the first thing I personally always get wrong) and don't mix words together (like don't, can't, I'm).
Word of warning, it only gets worse from here. My poor patrons reported some skin crawlings. k