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Cinema

, 06 2009 . 22:57 +
Fleurik (ONLY_English) I wonder does anybody know where in Moscow you can watch films in English in cinema? Have you ever been there? How much does it cost?


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Christmas films

, 13 2008 . 23:56 +
Master_of_the_game (ONLY_English) I love Christmas, in particular films at christmas! It really makes the holiday! Can you suggest any christmas films? I mean stuff like Batman Returns too, where the film takes place largely at Christmas!
And what is your favourite Christmas films?



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Old MacDonald

, 26 2008 . 00:37 +



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W.Shakespeare, Hamlet's soliloquy "To be or not to be"

, 21 2008 . 22:27 +
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To be, or not to be- that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.
Video from the Hamlet movie directed by Kenneth Branagh in 1996


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William Shakespeare. Sonnet 29

, 18 2008 . 00:28 +
Fleurik (ONLY_English) Sonnet 29

When, in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.


Actor Matthew Macfadyen reads "Sonnet 29" by William Shakespeare.




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, 12 2008 . 15:06 +
Fleurik (ONLY_English) Laughter (116x96, 3Kb)
The Goon Show
The Goon Show first appeared in 1951 on British radio, and changed the face of British comedy. The show broke free from music hall traditions, and the zany, irreverent antics of The Goons captured the imagination of the British public, regardless of class or background. This forerunner of alternative comedy launched the careers of two comedians who are seen as godfathers of modern comedy, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan. Peter Sellers went on to be a successful actor, starring in a number of hugely successful films, including the Pink Panther series, in which he played the part of bumbling policeman Inspector Clouseau. Spike Milligan had less international success, but was enormously popular in Britain, his fans including Prince Charles. Funny to the end,
before his death Spike had said that he wanted the words "I told you I was ill" written on his gravestone.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
The 'Dead Parrot' sketch, The Ministry of Silly Walks, The Cheese Shop, a naked man playing a cinema organ - all memorable moments from an extraordinary TV comedy show, Monty Python's Flying Circus. The show used the catch phrase 'and now for something completely different', which could not have been more appropriate. The show starred Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin , and was half an hour of unpredictable, surrealist humour. The Monty Python team also produced a number of successful films, including The Life of Brian, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The animator who worked on the series, Terry Gilliam, is now a successful film director. John Cleese went on to write and star in Fawlty Towers, a sitcom about a small seaside hotel run by a very rude manager.

Benny Hill
Benny Hill is probably the most internationally well-known British Comedian. His brand of visual, slapstick comedy translated well to other cultures, and was shown in over 90 countries around the world. Benny Hill relied heavily on British stereotypes and sexual innuendo for his gags. One of the group of tall, beautiful girls he frequently ogled and chased on his shows, became the best paid British actress in the world. Jane Leeves - who started out on the Benny Hill Show earned 275,000 pounds for every episode of the US comedy series Frasier, in which she played the part of Daphne Moon the physiotherapist.

Mr Bean
Mr Bean is the creation of British comedy actor and writer Rowan Atkinson. Mr Bean is an eccentric character, who talks very little, but uses body talk and facial expressions to make his audience laugh. Mr Bean has a massive fan base all over the world, and a film of his antics, Bean, did well at the box office when it was released in 1997. Rowan Atkinson also appeared in the comedy Rat Race

The Fast Show
"Suits you sir"," this season I'll mostly be wearing....", "which was nice" - catch phrases from The Fast Show, a cult TV series of short sketches about everyday people. Johnny Depp is a huge fan, and appeared on the show as a scruffy American who wants to buy a suit.

Only Fools and Horses
One of the most popular sitcoms on British TV, Only Fools and Horses concerns the adventures of two brothers, Rodney and Del Boy Trotter, who are trying to get rich quick through dodgy dealing in a run down area of London. British Oscar winner Jim Broadbent turned down the part of Del Boy when the series started, and instead played Del Boy's enemy Roy Slater.

Ali G
Ali G (comedian Sacha Baron Cohen) is a streetwise chat show host, who dresses in a yellow tracksuit and wears wraparound shades. He asks his guests, who are a mix of celebrities and politicians, embarrassing questions about taboo subjects like sex and drugs. Madonna saw a tape of the show, and was so impressed that she called Ali "the Peter Sellers of our generation." Ali appeared in the video to 'Music', a hit for Madonna in 2000. Ali G featured in the film, Ali G Indahouse, which featured Naomi Campbell and Shaggy.

Lee Evans
Lee Evans is a British standup comedian who has made a name for himself in Hollywood. A master of neurotic, slapstick comedy, he has costarred in big budget movies 'There's Something about Mary' with Cameron Diaz, and 'Mousehunt'.


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Great Thursday and Maundy Thursday

, 24 2008 . 09:06 +
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Maundy Thursday.
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: Maundy (hristianity) - the ceremonial washing of the feet of poor persons in commemoration of Jesus "washing of his disciples" feet (John 13:4-34) re-enacted in some churches on Maundy Thursday.
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From the words of Jesus Christ: "Mandātum novum dō vōbīs. "

A new commandment give I unto you.
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, 01 2008 . 22:40 +
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, 02 2007 . 19:01 +
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, 15 2007 . 08:46 +
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One I love, two I love?
Three I love, I say,
Four I love with all my heart,
Five I cast away;
Six he loves, seven she loves, eight both love.
Nine he comes, ten he tarries,
Eleven he courts, twelve he marries.



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The Beatles - "Let it Be"

, 14 2007 . 22:19 +
Master_of_the_game (ONLY_English)
The Beatles - "Let it Be"
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.






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