Ooooo deary me, My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed, I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC. I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea, I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey, Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
Chorus Oooooo I only say it cos I care, So please can you stop pulling my hair. Now, now there's no need to swear, Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
I don't wanna start a fight, But in the background I can hear you chatting shite, I hear it every night. And you think that your really cool, You've been doing it since we were both at school, Now who looks like a fool.
Chorus You're no friend of mine girl And I've known it for a while girl, You're just a waste of time girl Why don't you have another line girl.
A picture paints a thousand words, As one door opens, another one closes, And two wrongs don't make a right Now good things come to those who wait, Take the highs with the lows dear, You'll get what your given and everything's gonna be alright.
What the fuck do you know? Just cos you're old you think your wise, But who the hell are you though, I didn't even ask for your advice You wanna keep your mouth shut, You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere, Cos you're doing in my nut, And do you think I care?
Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and reminiscing Especially when I have to watch other people kissin' And I remember when you started callin' me your miss's All the play fightin', all the flirtatious disses I'd tell you sad stories about my childhood I dont why I trusted you but I knew that I could We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt
Chorus Dreams, Dreams Of when we had just started things Dreams of you and me It seems, It seems That I can't shake those memories I wonder if you have the same dreams too.
I've been thinking that you've crossed the line, if you disagree well that will be just fine, cos you waste my time and waste my money and your not too cool and your not so funny! Spreading your seed all over the town getting too greedy and messing around: Oh my gosh you must be joking me if you think that you'll be poking me.
Don't take me on no, no Don't take me on no, no Ddon't take me ooon Shattered the lie but you think I don't already know, Don't try to deny cos my fuse is ready to blow Its your turn to learn I think that you know where to go It's a shame, shame, shame for you
Friday night last orders at the pub, Get in the car and drive to the club, There's a massive crowd outside so we get in to the queue It's quarter past 11 now we won't get in till quarter to.
It's quarter to and we get to the front, Girl on a guest list dressed like a c*** She asked security to check in my shoes, You can play this game with me but you know you're gonna lose.
Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time, What d'you want some kind of reaction? Well ok that's fine, Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you never ever made me come? In the year and a half that we spent together, Yeah I never really had much fun.
Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental, It seems to me that it's spiralling outta control and it's inevitable, Now don't you think, This time is yours, this time is mine, Its temperamental, It seems to me, we're on all fours, Crawling on our knees, Someone help us please
Riding through the city on my bike all day Cause the filth took away my licence It doesn't get me down and I feel ok Cause the sights that I'm seeing are priceless
Everything seems to look as it should But I wonder what goes on behind doors A fella looking dapper, but he's sittin with a slapper Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore
Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone. You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue, They're like, "Alright" He's saying, "Yeah can I take your digits?" And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone."