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AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора A Texan died and ascended into Heaven. St. Peter met him and welcomed him, saying "You will certainly enjoy Paradise."

The Texan shook his head sadly and said "I always thought that TEXAS was Paradise."

St. Peter said "Well, let me show you what we have to offer." He took the Texan to an area that had a beautiful river flowing through it with wildlife and flowers everywhere. "Isn't this beautiful?" said St. Peter

The Texan replied, "Yes, but not as pretty as the area around SAN ANTONIO."

Somewhat ruffled, St. Peter took him to another area where there were rolling hills, white tail deer and bluebonnets and Indian Paintbrush everywhere. "Now" said St. Peter "Have you ever seen anything so wonderful?"

The Texan paused and said "Yes, it is beautiful but it does not hold a candle to the TEXAS HILL COUNTRY in the springtime."

Becoming more upset, St. Peter then took the Texan to a beautiful white beach, with gentle waves, and an azure sky. "Now have you seen anything this beautiful in Texas" said St. Peter.

The Texan smiled and said "I guess you've never been to SOUTH PADRE ISLAND".

At this point, St. Peter took the Texan to a large rock. On the side of the rock was a huge iron door. St. Peter opened the door and they stepped into an elevator and started going down. As they descended, it grew more and more hot. When the elevator door open, it revealed the fires of damnation - Hell.

St. Peter said "Now, have you got anything in Texas that can top that?"

The Texan thought a moment and shook his head. "No, but I know a couple of old boys from HOUSTON that can put that thing out for you."

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AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора I believe a person who created this community should work on it. Every day, honey! Come on!

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора it seems the journal will die without me.... or am i too self-confident? :)

Аноним (English_Journal) все записи автора Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpletion who obviously would rather be an emascluated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand. All the warnings from the punk rock 101 courses over the years, since my first introduction to the, shall we say, ethics involved with independence and the embracement of your community has proven to be very true . I haven't felt the excitement of listening to as well as creating music along with reading and writing for too many years now. I feel guilty beyond words about about these things.
For example when we're backstage and the lights go out and the manic roar of the crowd begins, it doesn't affect me the way in which it did for Freddy Mercury, who seemed to love, relish in the love and adoration from the crowd, which is something I totally admire and envy. The fact is, I can't fool you, any one of you. It simply isn't fair to you or me. The worst crime I can think of would be to rip people off by faking it and pretending as if I'm having 100% fun. Sometimes I feel as if I should have a punch-in time clock before I walk out on stage . I've tried everything within my power to appreciate it (and I do, God believeme I do, but it's not enough). I appreciate the fact that I and we have affected and entertained a lot of people. I must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be
slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasm I once had as a child. On our last 3 tours, I've had a much better appreciation for all the people I've known personally and as fans of our music, but I still can't get over the frustration, the guilt and empathy I have for everyone. There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad. The sad little sensitive, unappreciative, Pisces, Jesus man. Why don't you just enjoy it? I dont know! I have a goddess of a wife who sweats ambition and empathy and a daughter who reminds me too much of what I used to be , full of love and joy , kissing every person she meets because everyone is good and will do her no harm. And that terrifies me to the point where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Frances becoming the miserable, self-destructive, death rocker that I've become. I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along and have empathy. Only because I love and feel sorry for people too much I guess. Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years. I'm too much of an erratic, moody, baby! I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out then to fade away.

Вам_Не_Понять_Меня (English_Journal) все записи автора I've got one question, did all those people who sighned for this jornal ever been to english speaking country? I meen been there for a year minimum? studied in inglish schools etc.

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора What r your impressions of olimpic games? Do u think sportsmen should use doping to make their scores higher or they should prefer winning due to their natural human abilities?

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора Honey you are a rock
Upon which I stand
And I come here to talk
I hope you understand

That green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon you
And how could, anybody, deny you

I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter, now I’ve met you
And honey you should know, that I could never go on without you

Green eyes

Honey you are the sea
Upon which I float
And I came here to talk
I think you should know

That green eyes, you’re the one that I wanted to find
And anyone who, tried to deny you must be out of their mind

Cause I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter, since I met you
Honey you should know, that I could never go on without you

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора thats probably true)))

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора My own joke:
- Are you ready?
- I am greeny!

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора Based on past expedition experience, we have found that some employees when faced with difficult working conditions and/or confrontational personalities, tend to resort to inappropriately foul language. However we recognize the importance of each person being able to adequately convey their teelings when communicating with their fellow employees. So in the interest of maintaining mutual respect and harmony onboard the "Kekfysh" we have compiled the following code phrases, so that the requisite exchange of ideas and information can be properly achieved

OLD PHRASE - NEW PHRASE
No fucking way! - l'm certain that's feasible.
You've got to be shifting me. - Really?!
Tell someone who gives a fuck. - Perhaps you could check with...
Ask me if I give a fuck. - Of course I’m concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. - I wasn't involved with that project.
What the fuck? - Interesting behavior.
Fuck it it won’t work. - I'm not sure I can implement that.
When the fuck do you expect me to do this? - Perhaps I can work late.
Who the fuck cares? - Are you sure it's a problem?
He's got his head up his ass. - He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat shit. - You don't say.
Eat shit and die. - Excuse me.
Eat shit and die, motherfucker. - Excuse me, sir.
What the fuck do they want from my life? - They weren’t happy with it.
Kiss my ass. - So you'd like my help with it.
Fuck it. - I ’m on salary. I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
Shove it up your ass. - I don't think you understand.
The job sucks. - I love a challenge.
Who the hell died and made you boss - You want me to take care of this?
Blow me. - I see.
Blow yourself. - Do you see?
Another fucking meeting. - Yes, we should discuss this.
I really don't give a shit. -I don’t think it will be a problem.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? - I’ll try to schedule that.
Fuck you. - How nice. How very nice.

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора You're never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true. (Richard Bach)

Аноним (English_Journal) все записи автора It is not only a community, it is a journal.
I want to see your posts about you, your life... Write what you want to!
I wanna publish this strings here:

I will never bother you
I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good

I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this well

Pain...
You know you're right...

I'm so warm and calm inside
I no longer have to hide
Let's talk about someone else
Steaming soup against her mouth
Nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love herself

I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it'd come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this well

Pain...
You know you're right
Pain...

it is what i feel... just hope helps us...

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора For people interested in languages : http://www.franklang.ru/gb.html

Аноним (English_Journal) все записи автора I'm so happy cause today
I've found my friends...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ...
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ...
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
'Cause I've found God

I'm so lonely, but that's okay, I shaved my head ...
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard ...
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there ...
But I don't care
I'm so horny, but that's okay ...
My will is good

I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

AngelDevil (English_Journal) все записи автора If u wanna know the language well u should practice every day. With native speakers. Not just studying, but spending time together and just enjoying yourself. The most cool results u get when u forget that u even speak to a foreigner. But u know, even a native speaker may have bad language. So - make your choice carefully)))))

You're allowed to write a new thing that you found about translation of some phrase or rare or funny words... and so do I! ;)

It's not a place for messages in russian. It all will be delete and who wants, please, send me to private and i'll reply.
I do not promise that all I will write here will be without any mistakes but I hope you'll be able to enjoy it even if you don't like english at all :)

It's gonna be a journal for people who study english.