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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.
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Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Girls have called me to the party -
I decided not to come,
It's because my clothes are ugly
and my dick is a tiny one.
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Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
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