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Cat: (Is looking on my book with a picture of Nightmare on it)
Okay, no Interview, no Interview!
GN: That was the only picture I found in some magazines.
C: You didn’t google enough, that’s it! (everybody laughs)
C: goes on looking at the book Ah, that’s the guy from Private Line, isn’t it?
GN: Yeah, do you know him?
C: Yes…Drugs, okay. (Points smiling on the writing on the book)
Whiplasher: Here we go!

GN: Okay, first question. Who was the hero of your childhood and why?
Bone: Paul Stanley because he is the greatest frontman and greatest poser ever!
Cat: Hino Rei ‘cause she’s the most beautiful cartoon ever.
Skinny: Äh…
C: The Care Bears!
S: The Care Bears, yeah. (laughing)
GN: What’s that?
C: You don’t know the Care Bears? They are like teddy bears, fluffy teddy bears living above the clouds…
GN: Ah yes!
S: They have like hearts…(paints a heart on his stomach)
C: They have rays coming out of their stomachs and they are living all together and they’re making out…
GN: Ah yeah, I know. I watched that when I was little.
C: Yes it was very cool…Care Bears and Hino Rei, yes! (smirking)
GN: It’s Glücksbärchis in german..
C: Glücksbären…

GN: Next question, describe what Rock’n’Roll is in your eyes.
C: What Rock’n’Roll is…?
C: Rock’n’Roll is plastic, kiosks and foxes! (laughing)

GN: If you could do a movie soundtrack, for which movie would it be?

W: ‘Top Gun’.
C: No! , ‘cause this soundtrack is so good!
S: Which one?
GN: ‘Top Gun’.
S: I would do ‘Total Recall’.
C: Or ‘Hot Shots’.

GN: Okay, talking about rehearsals, is there someone who is always too late?
B: Emil! Nightmare! (laughing) Always late. He’s always too late to everything! He’s late to flight, he's not here because he is late...(Skinny interrupted him, so I wasn’t able to understand what Bone was saying at the end)
S: He’s not even here, he’s late.
C: Even before I joined band, I knew he was late all the time. It goes around Stockholm, it’s spreading around…it’s common!
Nightmare comes out of the ‘Dressing Room’
B: You’re late!

GN: Okay, next question. Which three things would you take with you on a lonely island?
W: Cat, Skinny and Bone.
C: Because Emil is too late! (laughing)
B: Yeah, he is to late to catch the boat.

GN: How would you describe yourself in three words?
C: Same as Rock’n’Roll. Fox, plastic and kiosk!
B: Äh…this is like a job interview…What’s your positive Äh…(waves around with his hands) Describe yourself in…(is interrupted by Skinny again)
S: Tall, skinny and drunken.
N: How would you describe what?
S: Yourself in three words.
N: Ah…(is interrupted by Cat)
C: Fox, kiosks and plastics, says everything!
S: That’s him! (points on Andreas)
C: That’s us!
N: That’s you! (points on Cat)
B: I don’t have anything, it’s…(is interrupted by Cat)
C: Mustache, overweight and stomach!

GN: How long does it take to get ready for stage?
C: 5 minutes!
B: Like 20 minutes, 15 if we hurry up.
W: If you are there…10 minutes.
N: Pretty much one hour before the show so you can do it slowly.
S: So you can drink a few beers before.

GN: Okay, who of the members is the most nervous before the show?
B: I think I am, because if I play something wrong it sounds…everybody can hear it. When the guitars play fucks up all the time, which it does all the time, nobody actually notices it.
C: (leans over to me and whispers) That’s because we’re drunk all the time. (points on Bone) Better be careful!
B: The bass player can be totally drunk which you proved in…
S: Moscow!
B: No no, Moscow wasn’t that bad…Äh…Bristol in the UK.
S: Yeah they had to carry…
B: He was so drunk we had to carry him upon stage. (everybody laughs)
The mix set is asking…you know the guitar tech ‘Can I have something to puke in?’ Remember, they brought a towel.
S: Yeah and I was like ‘What am I supposed to do with that?’
W: In the bar where we had to meet I was like ‘Where is Skinny?’ and he was standing in the bar (imitates drunken Skinny waving his hands) with a drink in his hands.

GN: Okay, what were the worst and funniest breakdowns that happened to you on stage?
B: Worst…(thinks)
C: Breakdowns?
GN: Yeah.
B: Always with the fucking back track machine(?) which fucks up. That’s horrible!
N: Happened a few times actually…
C: The funniest…we we’re going on stage, it was in Holland I think, Skinny was locked in a…(Is interrupted by Skinny)
S: No, that was Vienna! That was Vienna!
C: That was Vienna? Yeah, they locked Skinny in a bath room…
S: No, that was a toilet!
B: A portable toilet.
C: Yeah, because we had our own portable toilet for that festival and they locked him when we went on stage but they didn’t know that Skinny was inside.
S: I was like (acts as if he’s beating against the door)
GN: That’s funny!
C: That was good.

GN: Okay, if you had to fuck, to marry or to throw someone over a cliff of the band who would it be?
B: Cat.
C: Everyone (laughs)
B: Definitely Cat.
GN: That’s mean…And why?
B: Why…
C: You would marry you, right? (Smirking at Bone)
B: Because he is always loud and so obnoxious.
S: Okay, so it is. Can you please sound like a sheep?
C: (makes a sound like a sheep)
S: That’s the reason.
C: (sounds like a sheep again)
B: Yeah, that’s the reason, we can live without that.
C: But you can’t live without my good looks! (opens his jacket smirking)
B: I can...
C: Oh no. (murmurs)
B: And I do.
C: No, you cannot live without me. (smirks)

GN: Okay, next question. If you were a porn star what would be your name?
B: Ron Jeremy, but it’s taken, so fuck it!
C: V.I.P. Big Cock. (laughs dirty)
W: Internet.
GN: Why internet?
W: Because it’s so big. (laughing)
S: (laughs very hard and slappes hands with Bone)
N: Because it’s soo big. (imitates Whiplasher)
C: And much more.

GN: Which qualities do you hate most about your band members and which ones do you like?
C: I love that Bone has a really small penis because it makes me feel very good.
GN: I don’t believe that!
C: I hate that Skinny has a really big penis because it makes me feel bad. The other two…they have really nice penises which I can enjoy which is perfect.
S: He speaks for all of us.
Whiplasher leaves the table.

GN: Describe what your first day back from tour looks like.
S: First day back from tour?
GN: Yes.
B: Feeble position…
S: Sweating, cold, sweating, shaking
B: Feeble position in the bed for 24 hours like this. (stretches his arms)
C: Dump in the mouth.
S: Dump in the ass.
B: That's actually…yeah...
C: Uuuust! (makes a strange noise?)

GN: If you were gay, to which kind of guys would you be attracted?
C: Leather!
GN: Leather?
C: Leather!
N: Even though I’m not gay…
B: The Manowar styled guys.
C: Yeah, the Manowar styled guys!
GN: Manowar. Nooo!
N: Here we go to creepy…
B: Hairy, muscular, leather…
GN: That’s disgusting!
B: Yeah but…
S: Manly!
C: They’re not hairy…
B: Much hair on the chest.
C: They’re not hairy!
S: They’re not hairy! (imitates Cat)
C: No Manowar, Manowar they have, they have like pure so flash muscles!
B: Joey DeMaio is hairy as a motherfucker.
C: No, you’re hairy as a motherfucker!
B: (opens his jacket and looks at his chest) No.

GN: Okay, what’s the story behind your artist name?
C: Alcohol…
B: Well when I took the name I was actually boning(?) but I’m not. So I’m gonna change it to Chapley Dupley Machine.
GN: Do that! That’s much better! (laughing)
B: Yeah!
S: Chapley Dupley…(laughs his ass off)
C: Bullshit…
Now the guys were talking Swedish, so I didn’t understand anything.

GN: Okay, next question.
Guy of the neighbour table keeps talking to the guys.
GN: Shut up!
Everybody starts to laugh very hard.
GN: What du you love most about Sweden and why should everyone visit it once in their life?
C: Because of the countryside, the grass, the cows and the horses.
GN: No, I don’t believe that.
S: Oh yes!
C: The countryside…(is interrupted by Skinny again)
N: There’s not much that I love about Sweden, but I love Stockholm, it’s a really beautiful city that everybody should actually visit.
S: I actually found out by having a lot of friends from other countries coming visiting me and they come with me and go sightseeing and then I sort of discovered my own city. But when you’re living there you can’t see it…you know it’s like anywhere you live in the world…
GN: What should you visit when you come to Sweden or to Stockholm?
S: Well just walk around in Stockholm or take one of the boats and see like the small islands…it’s really pretty. And then of course Vдrmdц. It’s very important to visit.
The guys keep talking about some other Swedish places, but I wasn't able to figure out what the names were like.
Some stange guy from another band: Can I ask something? We saw your show, could we…
S: We’re doing an interview now.
Guy: Oh I’m sorry.
GN: No problem…I’ll check this stuff out when I’m in Sweden.
S: Do it.
GN: I will.

GN: Okay, what was the greatest compliment you’ve ever got for your music?
C: You look beautiful.
GN: That’s not about your music. (the other guys said something as well, but they we’re all talking at the same moment so I couldn’t understand even one word afterwards.)
C: Oh ah there was a review in some magazine, I don’t know which that said we sounded like Sisters of Mercy, Turbonegro and Mötley Crüe which was really uplifting of course.
S: And then but also you’ve met a lot of people they claimed that we’ve helped them through hard times and something like that and that’s also an achievement of course.
C: And people close to suicide discovered our music and instead of that they had sex.
B: Yeah they had some sex.
GN: That’s much better.
C: Which is a lot better, I’m happy I said that.

GN: Okay, what about your private apartments do they look like Rock’n’Roll or more civic?
C: No, high fasion.
GN: High fasion..?
C: Yeah.
GN: Describe.
C: Real wood doors built in 2008, washing machine, dish washe, big…actually two floors!
GN: And yours? (to Skinny)
S: Mine is just new renovated…
C: Plastic doors!
B: Hightech! Three computers, big tv screen!
S: I've got four computers!
I’m sorry, but now my recorder fucked up so that’s the end of the interview now. But it was the last question anyway.




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