Heidi (Benjiful) все записи автора
"They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." (on his tatoos and piercings)
"I'm learning Italian right now. 'Grazie'."
"It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." (on how the band met)
"Getting beat." (on his best childhood memory)
"I can freak."
"Keep representin' GC 'cause you know we're representin' you."
"Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!"
"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience... Or, my friend does..."
"Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is life."
Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band? Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.
"We're kids from Waldorf."
"I don't have a phone."
"State your position!"
"Uh, my names Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."
"Everybody clap!"
"Hold up, we were just singing this song about how poor we were when his cell phone rings!"
"I got all the hoes."
"When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them!"
"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"
"They call me Benj; they call him Joel."
"One time, I ripped Joel's nipples off! One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together!"
"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MxPx. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night. One of the guys from MxPx invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."
"My ass smells like Joel."
"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star'."
"Where do you work?"
"Can I open this now?"
"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy"
"So you can buy these at any craft store?"
"This is the get better sign."
"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'."
"Did we mention we know John from Goldfinger?"
"Ovary?"
"Joel wants to be an actor."
"Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it. Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager."
"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants... but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next me."
"If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail."
"My last name is 'Rock 'n' roll'... Actually my last name is scum."
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."
"We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music."
"Good evening boys and girls! Welcome to the Nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, I will crack your nuts. Today I'm going to teach you a little lesson about life, the Rob Tim way."
"Joel, your gloves SUCK!"
"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him. And she said no and then she said, 'This isn't Joel, is it?' and I said, 'No its Benj!'"
"I'm gonna go......walk......into traffic."
"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (during Seasons)
"Look! There's JOEL! There's... the other one!"
"We like to go to shopping malls and harass people."
"What's my official statement? My official statement is... that I've been wearing the same underwear for the the past four days!"
"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" (on fighting with Joel)
"One egg, one sperm, two babies."
"Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit... Yeah, who's laughing now?? Huh??"
"Call me a mama's boy, I don't care."
"I used to work at Target!"
"Good Charlotte is the name of a children's book, just this weird, freaky little book..."
"I'm agoraphobic... I just want someone to love me."
"I haven't taken a shower in 4 days, I guess that makes me more punk."
"I always got caught. One time, I actually got spanked for something Joel did."
"Hold on, you can make fun of me when Im done making my point."
"To have a good influence on the world and kids. Stay true to God and my family and make the world a better place, plant a flower and paint a horse, to pick up trash and then light everything on fire." (on his life goals)
"She's so punk-y!" (on Avril Lavigne but heavy on the sarcasm)
"Hey, you guys wanna know Joel's middle name? Wanna know Joel's middle name? Joel's middle name is Reuben!"
"BEAT IT!!"
"You're on your own, biatch."
"Black nail polish didn't come with testosterone."
"We actually grew up Amish."
"And while we're here in Orlando, we have to give a shout out to our buddies N*SYNC!"
"I bet they did the dirty-dirty! Go Justin, go Justin!"
"Because I care, because I love you. Because it's a must. Because, BECAUSE YOU NEED CLEAN SOCKS!"
"Mother says I need to try to look more respectable."
"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"
"We were put together by the label. We had to try out in a gymnasium. No, I'm just kidding. That's how the Backstreet Boys got together!" (about how GC was formed)
"I usually hit my head on the wall."
"I like to rip tags off mattresses."
"We rented a car while we are here at the studio and I already put a huge scratch on the side."
"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye."
"I'm too lazy."
"I am thinking about getting a job here." (about Wet Seal)
"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"
"We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"
"One time we went around the neighborhood and stuck all the mailbox flags up! Or, or there was this one time we drove up to fast food places, ordered tons of food, paid for it, then drove off before we got it."
"I was in a boy band myself..."
Girl: I'm only coming to the night show.
Benji: What?! There goes my heart walking down the street.
"That's surprising that I smell good... I haven't showered in...three weeks."
"Yeah, of course, the boxers are yummy and it's the bacon that gets the girls. No, wait! It's the other way around!"
"Stop watching them make out."
Interviewer: Benji, with all your piercings, have you gotten your 'Prince Albert' done?
Benji: (laughs)... Who is Prince Albert?
"I have to go do MY nails now!"
"We're not very good at this whole rockstar thing."
Heidi
Militrisa (Benjiful) все записи автора
hahah i love benji!!!!
