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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Jennifer Aniston has turned down an offer to pose for Playboy. Seriously Hugh Hefner, what could possibly have made you think that Aniston would ever be into that idea? What’s that? She did that GQ shoot where she took off all her clothes and was photographed giggling and laying on top of naked men? That’s different, she was wearing a tie. Jennifer Aniston knows how to do classy.

After seeing Aniston on the cover of GQ, Hefner responded by saying, “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer. Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?…Never seen her in this light before.”

Shortly after that, Hef reported offered Aniston $4 million to do a Playboy shoot. Part of the deal also included that Aniston could earn up to $10 million if the magazine sold well (which it definitely would have). But despite all of the cash dangled in front of her, Aniston turned down the offer because as it turns out, she already has a gajillion dollars, and doesn’t need Hef’s money. What a shame.

Anyway, how could Jennifer Aniston possibly find the time to pose naked, especially with her boyfriend John Mayer’s blossoming career as a “hilarious home-video maker?” We’re of course referring to the world’s most annoying video that Mayer recently made, where he gives himself a fake pep-talk and takes weird jabs at “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. If Aniston’s off doing a Playboy shoot, who will work the camera for Mayer, and more importantly, who will keep uncorking the bottles and rolling joints until they run out of film