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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission
Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!
And last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and
then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
have fun =)))
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