Веселый вышел день)) Во-первых, все, что говорил Задорнов про американцев - правда)) Меня поперли с MySpace))) да, это надо уметь вылететь из 2-х мест за неделю. Проклятые фэны Гилмора, и там меня достали)) В отместку им зарегилась под ГЕНИАЛЬНЕЙШИМ ником sweet Nick Mason )))) Теперь у меня только Sweet Wright нет, а так уже все в сборе. Во-вторых, перевоспитала маму из фанатки Гилмора в фанатку Уотерса)) оказалось, это возможно, вот что Hello I love you с люьдьми делает (с). В-третьих отпразновала (с опозданием) дээры Гилла/Планта плюс наш День независимости (24 число). Отакие вот пирожки))
Это мои юмор-ответы на какой-то майспейс опросник. Даже и не надеюсь, что кто-то это все прочтет, но - поверьте - оно того стоит, и не надо жаловаться, что оно на английском
Polar-Bear, для тебя самое важное выделено розовым ;)
1) What's their full name?
Er... Let it be Nick Mason. He's my best friend after Rog though he doesn't know it...
2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yeah, even a wife...
3) Do you know a secret about him/her no one else knows?
Everyone knows he hates apple pies...
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
LMAO. Yeah, apple pies with crust...
6) Is this person older than you?
Ooh, something around 40 years...
7) Do you have anything in common with this person?
Yeah, I love to mock at my former friends and write books))
8) When was the last time you thought about them?
When I was creating this cute profile and proving Nick is the creative genius of Pink Floyd.
9) Are you related to this person?
Only in my midnight fantasies...
10) Are you really close to him/her?
I'll be really close to him when he runs my car into mine
11)Do you have a nickname for him/her?
12) Do you have pictures of this person on your myspace?
Yeah, 2 pics (Roggie pics rule)
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Who they? Aliens?
15) Could you live with this person?
Oh yes, I love men talking nothing but their cars...
16) Why is this person your number one?
He's my #3. Rick, sorry, you lost))
17) Have you seen this person cry?
Only Rog in Nobody Home. Nick is jolly, he's a racer, man
18) How long have you known this person?
19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Er... too long to fecth my dictionary so I dunno))
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Yeah, we did it after I'd stuffed him with poisoned apple pies...
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I would miss the whole point...
22) Have you ever given this person something?
Only my abstact love
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Oh yeah... created his myspace account instead of my late one
24) Do you know everything about this person?
No. What's his pants' colour? Rog has red and blue, and Nick... dunno...
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
Nooo, I want only him
26) Does this person have you as their #1?
No, his #1 is Ferrari F-50, I can't compete with him/her/it/them
27) Have you ever made something with this person?
Yeah, made a stupid avatar at ac-dc forum
28) Have you and your #1 fought before?
Of course. He ran over my cat and its kittens in his racing car when he was driving round my house
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Nope. I read his book if that's what you call it.
32) Do you know this person's shoe size?
No. No sizes, sorry...
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
His hippie shirts? Never! My aviators won't fetch...
34) Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Nooo, I hate moustache))
36) Has this person ever seen you dance?
On his table? No.
37) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Oooooh, that'd be 'Apocalypse now'...
38) Do you and this person have a saying?
Don't think so.
39) Does this person like beer?
Yeah, drugs, beer, Rog, rock'n'roll...
40) Do you know this persons best friend?
Yeah, his name is Georgie))
41) Would you die for this person?
Ermmm... I don't think the world would collapse if I didn't...
42) Does this person cry alot?
I think yes. When he's tormented by visions of apple pies.
43) Is this person real good at lying?
Oh, he's a hypocrite, he told so)) just look at his small cunning eyes))
44) Have you and this person went clubbing?
Is this a joke?
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Of course. My bed is so empty without him))
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
Yeah, he hears radiowaves in his head, and I'm a DJ))
47) Have you licked this person?
No O.o I'd have him shaving his face before that
49) Is this person against gay people?
Who cares? He's a real man))
50) do u love this person?
Er... (blushes) I love Roger but Nick's cute. Even Dave was cute before he took to fast-food.... sorry, Rick...
51) Do you have any inside jokes?
Hell yes. Pies, crust, etc.
52)Do you want to be with them forever?
I want to be with Rog, okay?)) Sorry, Nick))
Name some thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off?
I could give you names)) David Jon, 30 to 61
Name some thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you on?
He's a replica of Roger Waters)) Dunno, I don't like cuties, sorry, Rick...
When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Nothing)) well, there's one thing about Dave but it's very cruel, I won't name it...
Have you met someone online in person?
Surely. I live in Ukraine and I meet people from Us/Uk every day.
Last thing you said about a guy/ girl?
Name who you miss.
Roger's show in my city.
How do you feel RIGHT now?
I feel like Wright, lost at sea...
Whats your hair like?
Like Roger's when he was 20
Is your birthday on a holiday?
No, it's 13 days after Roger's
Do you like polar bears?
LOL)) That's my web friend's nickname
What slang word do you call marijuana?
Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
No)) only my father's waiscoat when I pretend Richard Wright))
Where were you one hour ago?
At home, crying and listening Too much rope (it makes me cry at times)
Name someone you love.
Banal)) Georgie Waters
Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
Million of dollars. I don't want David Gilmour))
Would you rather date someone 2 years younger or older?
40 years older I want...
What's your favorite junk food?
А это - эксклюзивщина с майспейс, ради которой я там и сижу))