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Notification to all staff regarding language use in the office.
It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been using bad language during discussions at the seminar. Due to complaints from some of our easily offended staff, this type of
language will no longer be accepted or tolerated.
However, we realise the importance of staff being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with each other. With this in mind, our human resources committee has compiled a list of phrase replacements so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without offending our more sensitive staff.
CURRENT PHRASE --- REPLACEMENT PHRASE
NO FUCKING WAY --- I'm fairly sure that's not feasible
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING --- Really?
TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK --- Have you run that by.......
NO BASTARD TOLD ME --- I wasn't involved in that.
I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TIME --- Perhaps I can stay and work on that.
WHO FUCKING CARES --- Are you sure that's a problem?
EAT SHIT & DIE ---You don't say.
EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER ---You don't say, sir.
KISS MY ASS --- So, you'd like me to help you.
HE'S A FUCKING PRICK --- He's somewhat insensitive.
SHE'S A BALL BREAKING BITCH --- She's an agressive go getter.
YOU HAVE NOT GOT A FUCKING CLUE ---You could use some more training.
THIS PLACE IS FUCKED --- We're a little disorganised today.
WHAT SORT OF FUCKWIT ARE YOU? ---You're new here, aren't you?
FUCK OFF SHITHEAD --- Well, there you go.
YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER ---You're a senior member: I respect you.
HA! SUCK EGGS --- I wasn't there that night.
YOU'RE FUCKING PARANOID --- So, you're from Melbourne.
FUCK OFF--- I'll look into it and get back to you.
FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD --- We've got enough members thanks.
HOW DID YOU GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO WORK? --- Well done!
YOU FUCKING LOSER --- Gee, that was unfortunate.
LIKE FUCKING HELL --- I don't believe I have the required training to
IAM FUCKING WITH YOU - I was joking
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME - please be serious