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Brassed Off!

, 11 2012 . 01:02 +
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- This isn't your main job, is it?
- I'm a miner.
- [incredulously] A miner?
- You remember them, love? Dinosaurs, dodos, miners...


- Is this man bothering you?
- 'Course he is. He's me dad.


Andy discovers that Gloria is from the corporate office]
- Oy, you're fucking management!
- No, that's what you're doing.


[the band have finished playing Danny boy outside the hospital when the a sister appears in the doorway]
- Message from Mr Ormanrod!
- He's awake?
- Yes. He says your Tenor Horn is too soft!


So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: Hey, weve got all these bodies left, but were right out of brains, were right out of hearts and were right out of vocal chords. And God said: F**k it! Sew em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses. And lo, God created the Tory Party.

"In Cod We Trust" ))

P.S. ! BallyK " " "" ))))))

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