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A frencman is at a bar in New York.

A man comes and tells the bartender, Johnnie Walker, Single and the mans companion says, Jack Daniels, Single.

The bartender approaches the frenchman and asks:

And you sir. He replies Jaque Cristeau, married


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, 25 2009 . 15:55 +
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, 17 2009 . 04:17 +
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It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 
20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the 
hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the 
fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" 
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." 
 
The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same 
nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" 
He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running." 
 
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well, well! You certainly are quite a man!" 
 
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, 16 2009 . 03:47 +
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Wife: 'What are you doing?'

 
Husband : Nothing.
 
Wife : 'Nothing...?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
 
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
 
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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden.'
 
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling,
  but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
 
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
 
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
 
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I  look at your picture and the  problem disappears.'
 
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
 
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself
  what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
 
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
  he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
 
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
 
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
 
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
 
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
 
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me,
  my pretty face or my sexy body?'
 
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your SENSE OF HUMOR!
 
 
 


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, 16 2009 . 03:41 +
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