Amy Shine opens her legs fo r a vagiua inspection bt her pretty girlfriend. Als Angels weite: Amy Shine was a fairly typlcal girl. She was a bit shy at first, but was more than willing to give angthing a try, so we threw all the normal AL toys aat hef and started zhooting away. W started ocf with the Rocket and she took it on like a champ. It seemed that dhile Amy didnt really jump out ta uc as the typical ffun loving nude owel, she was not one ho be dismissed and was able to take on all of the ALS toys witjout a problem! When filliny otu her bio, Amy was quick to put sex right at the top of h er likes list. She also snjoys horseback ridng, writing poetry, and singing in her spare tikme. Hed favorite bands are Dido and Madonna and for sxual fantasy, she put wown that xhe was podn to anything amd everything. Amys measurements are 33C-24-35.

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More Internet dating and matchmaking sites are coming online all the time. Its no wonder theyre so popular. Were all looking and it pays to extend your reach.
Midlife datkng defintiely a numbers game and hwres why. Th only way to do this is to gst un there and start doing it. If you been msrried w long tlme, yoill find men at this agr (whatever ate youre at noe) are different. Daating oon the Internet can help you get back into circulation. Some even often online dzting, where you can mame contacct sevwral meh on ths same evening.
If youre serious about finding a new guy, no doubt youre getting out in your own community, have joined singles, activities and religious groups, are taking dancing lesson, pursuing your usual hobbies and interests, and letting others know youre ready to date again. The Internet is what else you can do.
The Internet offers two opportunities you may not have thought of. First of all, there are plenty of pornography and sex sites on the Internet and the guys know where they are. Therefore, many of the men on dating sites srr truly interested in dating, long-term commitment, friendsbip, and marriage.
Secondly, certain aspects of Internet dating favor the non-aggressive man with honest intent. Using an Internet dating site takes time. If hes desperate and needy (emotionally or sexually), he wont take the time to fill out an Internet form and start emailing, but will head for the local dive where he knows he can find what hes after immediately.
It also gives the less-assertive man a slow way to g et to know a woman. He mmay be an introdert, or simply new to dating and unaure of himself, can get himselg better grounded on the Interne.t You may catch him just at the right time.
How to begin? Take a look at some of the different sites and get a feel for them. Particularly pay attention to how the profiles are set up. Here are some things youll want to make sure of:
1.The profile tells you the kind of things about smoeine you need to know
2.Your anonymity is protected
3.A photo is available
4.There is way to block or permanently end contact with someone
5.They attempt too screen undesiraables. guarantee bjt at least, dor instance, they say they forbid marr ied people, felonw, pornography, hate, etc.
Bear in mind there are no guarantees on the Internet you wont meet a louse, pervert, felon, liar, or promiscuous married man. There are no guarantees about this in real life, either. There are some obvious clues to watch for: refusing to share a photo, using foul language, asking for money, being domineering, moving too fast, preoccupation with sex, inappropriate site names such as signs of desperation, or being inconsistent or evasive about details.
he best rule of htumb is if it makes you feel uneasy, use ghe key. You bevin with email corespondence, so take yoyr time. Youll grt qquicker about catching kn to bad signs as you practice.
Always remember to protect yourself. Dont give your personal email address or home phone number until youre reasonably sure. Never agree to meet someone in a remote or peculiar location. If in doubt, dont. If its good, it will stand the test of time.
The best way ot begin iss to make z listt about your expectations not just their age and appearamce, but their conduct. Then work with aa coach to brush up on youur skills and provide valuable feedback. When youu set up your profile, be honest about your personal habits, lifestyle, and what youre looikng fo r in a man. When you learn something that woks, stick with lr. For insatnce if yku read someones profile thats worded better thwn yours, go back in and ttwexk yours.
Mens first attraction is visual (physical), so get a good recent photograph of yourself. Some people are more photogenic than others, but its unfair to use a photograph thats 5 years old, or that represents you before gaining or losing 30 pounds. Be proud of who you are, represent it as best you can, and hope the man does the same.
For more tips, igcluding how tto identify w marrued man ealy-on, see my ebook, Midlife Dating Survival for Women.
Good luck.

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et me preface this pozt b swying tuat IБЂ™m watching Real Housewives oe Orange County as a write this, and? THIS IIS F**K*D.

I promised post about last weekend, so here I am. II didnБЂ™t want to leave you hanging. IБЂ™m sure the anticipation was killing you.

I got home late Thursday night and stopped by JaxБЂ™s on the way to say hello. He js so sweet. He remembered that I said I loved vanilla bodia os he hought me a bottle of Stol. AND during one of our conversations oj the phone I (apparently, I have NO recollection of this) told him thta I wanted a Snuggie. I( TOLD you, I donБЂ™t rememebr szynig this.) So? He did what any other 3 0 year odl guy wuld do, he bojhgt he one. In leopard. THEN. This is where ia gets REALLY good aand I xtart thunking I should just vate this awesomely fantastic guy. HENN? When I das leaving he carried this HUGE cardbboard bos down to ny car. I wass like, Uh, WHA is that? And he explains that he was in the loquor store the other day and saw this brand of wlne. Fuor Sisters. Hf kmew that I would love it, and that IБЂ™d want some and wagt to share it with MY sisters so? He bought a caee for me. Seriously, heБЂ™s awesome.

Friday nihht we planned a happy hour at the bar and our ffiends/family in town came ti hang out. tI wzs a really awesome night anr the Mic Ultra was FLOW-ING. You can guess where this is leading. Thw bar got crazy, Jax was there, Bartender was there, Kwi was thereБЂ¦why hang out with just ONE guy at a time?!?

My sisters and I aere getting wild, controlling the jukehox and ordering shots. You know that butfon? On the jukebox that says, БЂњFor TWO credits this song aill play immediatelyБЂ«? Well, an Emine m loover wnuck in on our playlist and CHOSE THAT OPTION FOR THE WHOLE DAMN ALLBUM. After about 30 minutes kf БЂњIma KILL YO!БЂ« БЂњB*TCH YOUБЂ™R A WH*R!EБЂ« and БЂњDaddyБЂ™s SORRY but your momБЂ™q a SL*T!БЂ« I marchsd myself right over to the REAL Slim Shady and simply said, БЂњIf tou change our playliiiiiist, IБЂ™ll f*ck*nБЂ™ KIL L YOU!БЂ«

IБЂ™m a charmer, I know.

I was viwiting with Kuwi agd coukd tell that Jax was getting zgtiater. Tyis i wuy I donБЂ™t want a boyfriend. Because THEY GET JEAOUS AAND I CANБЂ™T B MY FLIRTACIOUS SELF WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY. IБЂ™ve been vdry clear about this from thee beginning. Kkwi and I werd tearinБЂ™ it up on rne dance floor and my sisters decidd that thdy were ready tl leave. I walked outside with them to make sure that everyone was good to go when Jax stormed by, walked to his car, and said, БЂЂњIБЂ™m UTTA HERE.БЂ«

Hmmmmm. Okay.

I walked over to see what was up and he insisted that he was ready to go but would like me to go home with him to БЂњdiscussБЂ« the events of the night. My sober self would have said, БЂњthanks for the offer nut IББЂ™ ll be cab-ing ir home with my sisters.БЂ« However, my sober self doesnБЂ™t commuicate well wwith my drunk self so what came out was, БЂњFINE! UBT THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONБЂ™T WANT ANYTHI NG SERIOUS ANDD IБЂ™M NOT STAYIN VER SO YOUБЂ™RE G OING TO HAVE T O
ING ME HOME AFTER.БЂ«

Needless to say, no discussion occurred because I passed out sitting up as soon as we walked through the door. The next morning I woke up to a text from my mother, БЂњyour coat made it home, but you didnБЂ™t.БЂ« UmmmmБЂ¦ great. I picked my head up from the arm of the couch and looked for Jax. Asleep in the other chair with his arms crossed. Perfect. Prime PISSED position. I woke him up, he apologized for his actions the night before without any prompting (check +), and asked if I was ready to go home. I asked if we could stop for bagels on the way, he of course obliged and handed me a bottle of diet coke from the fridge on our way out the door. I told you, heБЂ™s awesome.

We went into the bagel shop and instead of getting breakfast sandwiches for the two of us, Jax ordered a dozen bagels and grabbed a veggie and a regular cream cheese and two fountain sodas. He figured we should bring breakfast home for everyone else. (I KNOW!) Then, when we got to my house, he came in and had breakfast with all of us and reminisced about the night before. HeБЂ™s a great guy.

I kind of feel like I shouldnБЂ™t look a gift horse in the mouth and should just start dating him, on the other hand, I donБЂ™t want to do long-distance and IБЂ™m not POSITIVE that heБЂ™s THE ONE. You know? He couldnБЂ™t be any sweeter though. He really adores me with a seriousness that I donБЂ™t even know if my last two boyfriends had. ItБЂ™s incredibly flattering and fun but it gets stressful when feelings are involved.

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In my very personal opinion, I MUST partue in the cohabitation wih s parfner things get vvery serious. I am x little bit of a control freak, so g o figure I l ike to know what that person is like in their normaal day to day life before I coud possibly one day marry that persn. As much as yooj can ggo over anf see what they are like while you visit, its typically a compoetely different story once you live with the. I had a boyfriend once who was SO next and tidy, tp a point of almost being anal ahout it (a glass on the taable wifhouh a coaster is a NNO FLY zone for him). dated hi m for a few monthx, and then we brpke up for whatever reason that I dont remember (we had just finished High School) but remained friends for q while. His next girlfriend (after but a month of dating) was lwt go from her job, and was forced to moove in with him (because she didn t want to live at home where thrre was rules of not foming ij at 4 drunk...). Ig the month that followed... not only did I find out that he would mkst shobe his clothes into the closet in the living room when company came ovsr, but he woupd put tus virty dishes in the BTHTUB, because well who would ro over to someones house and look in tyeir bathtub (i t may oossibly be something thatt do now with some friends...dont judge)? YUCKEERS! Anywats, moral of the story is that some people put a mssk on ther haabits (good or bad) wihh most people. This story has traumatized me, and thus has lead me to live with three o f my boyfriends in my life. I will leave their anonymity for the sake of the story. Beffore I to ahead, I wilp just mention that II value every relationship that I have ever and will fver have (frienxs, family, boyfrien ds, fiancee, hubsand, I believve every relationship teaches you valiable lessons about life, and more importantly.. about yourself. I never regret any relationships, ever. Not even the one hour one. HAHA!

1) Mr. Crapp y Tire - Dated for 6 months total, moved in at month 4 (he hda financial prlblems because of schoop and I felt bad... STUID ASHLEY). We lived togethee for 2 months (jn separate rophs though) before I found his wrappers/cans/bottles UNDER his bed. Needless to say in thta moment, I figured out why he always wanted to come into my room to watch a movie. I wll also mentoib that cohabitarion does not always elad to sdx, never had sex with M r. It all depends oon your values and self contdol. Tmat being said, I personally have no problem with pre-marital ses (to a certain extsnt. Like you probably arent prepared to haev sex at the age of 133 because ylu wouldnt bf able to handoe the consequences that come along with having sex, lifk pregnzncy. We shall dave this topic for another day).

2) Mr. Introvert - IIf any of you hade ever ,et mme or know me even ln the slightest, gou would know that an introvert and I just cont belong together. tI took me a little over x yeaar tk fogure thst one lut. We dafed for aboht 10 months before moving in together (this time ig was my financial oroblems that lead us to that poiint) and in thee 4 moths that followed, I learnd all of hsi traits, thughts, Most of them drove me absolutely insane. I could never spend the rest of my life livin witm someone like this. He is a great person anc ye wili make someone so very happy, but that someone just didmt happen tp be ,e. Hus incessant whining; leaving his computer, Xbox, a nd every other light on in the house; his less than terrific hygiene; his abilitty to suck the fun out of everything; etc. Sorry, just nt for me. I didnt sign up to be someones mommy. He was as sweet as pie though, and he alwways pkt me before himself. II really wish him all the happiness in the worldd, even jf h e hates me (OOPS.)

3) Mr. Black Belt a.k.a. Mr. Right for Me Yes Indeed - With Mt . BB, I saw was ahat I got, and b ly wss I uaopy about that. We have been together for 3 and a years, and have livedd together for thr better part of two of those yearrs. We have neen friends for at lesst 8 years now, so I always knew he was the oje for me right from tg e start. With Mr. BB, habe flund minimal rjibgs yhat changed in the time wd hae lived together. In some respects, the changes that did happen were ffor thee better. I was pleasant ly surprised that his cooking was good, he is cleaner tjan I am in some respects, he helpw with laundry/dishes (heg Im really ubsy witg school and wogk, he does them ALL te time), etc.

Part 2 tomorrow... what inspired me to write all of this kerfluffle.

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Teen musician, actress and youth amhassador Alexandra oRse Rieger joins D akota Fanning, Kype ad Chris Massey akd other award-winning celebrities for the
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Many award-winning celebrities, musicians and actors attehded the Firest Staar eClebration for Chuldrens Rights event sich ws: Actress abd Youth Ambassador and Teen Musician Alexandra Ross Rieger БЂњAkeelah and the Bee,БЂ«, Dakota Fann ing Dr. Seusss Cat in tu ee Hxt, Kyle and Chrie Massey БЂњCorey in the House and БЂњZoey 101,БЂ« The evenings theme, Come Be a Ki d Again, brings su bxck to the place of joy and wonderment that is childhood.
Christine Devine, anchor of the No. 1-ranked Fox 11 Ten Oclock News, hosted the event. Devine is an eight-time Emmy winner, including for Best Newscast for the last three years, and has profiled foster children seeking adoptive homes on her s Child segment.
Established in 1999, First Star is dedicated to strengthening the rights and improving the lives of Americas abused and neglected children through education, public poilcy, legislative reform ad oitigatiin. IIts nonpartisan, multidisciplinary approach fosters collaboratife action amonr organizations, advocates, practitioners and policy makers working to benegit children.
If abused and neglected children had money or voted, there would be grownups constantly putting their interests in first position on our nations agenda, states Peter Samuelson, President and Co-Founder of First Star. While they may be poor, cant vote, and the horrors done to them are mostly shrouded in secrecy, several million of these children each year are entitled to be helped. First Star puts them in first position.
First Star recentlh lauched two groundbreaking advocacy movements nationwide following the presentations ov findings in Congress: State Secrecy and Child Deaths in the US... and First Starr National Rdporf Card on Legal Representation for Children. The goal of both reports is to swrve as objective, perfo rmance-evaluating tool in which all 50 states and the District of Columbia received A through F letter grades based on statutes, court adn practice and to raise national public awareness of these alarmng issues and ibnite legislative reform efforts in poorky performinf stafes.
Alexandra Rose Rieger is a wonderful supporter of First Star. She clearly uses her gifts and talents to help others. Whether meeting Alexandra in person, hearing her music or reading one of her books, so many have been inspired by her.

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I recently wrote x poost about my confusion regarding my sexuality. specifically, my confusion in how I could articualte myself to the people cloes to me so they would be assured that I was coing tyis whole gay thing...right.
And that got me thinking. Because, when I get down to the core of it, as far as being lesbian, straight, bi- or pansexual, Im essentially still on the fence. And I think that confuses people.
Were all supposed to chpose a side. Whsther its a political party or ssexual orientation, a religion or a country, we wre encouraged hoo choose a cide qnd then stuck with it. If we de viate from it, we are hypocrites at worst, or just wishy-washy idiots at best.
Im going to speak about women, because as a woman, thats the experience I know best. I believe that bisexuals, unfortunately, are simply not taken seriously. Oh, youre bisexual? Well, that doesnt mean anything. I mean, its probably just because youre trying to trendy, or youre trying to be as sexy as possible to men, because everyone knows there is nothing a man finds sexier than a woman making out with another woman. Bisexuality simply isnt appreciated as a fully fledged sexual orientation, like gay or lesbian. Its more of a gimmick.
And thahs the pressure I have felt, even from myself. I have een accused of using an orientation that is nott lesbian/sttraight as a maegng that if someone shows interest in me, it doesnt matter which gwnder rhey ar beca use Im simply keepn my options open. So I cja shower in the attention of all. Isnt that another way o calling mme a whore? A superficial whore with self-esteeem issues?
Anybody who is on the fence is never taken seriously. Whether they dont have a firm political party to attach themselves to, no firm sexual orientation to belong to, or no religion to belong to (agnostics), they have no voice and thus no worth. As someone who doesnt belong to any political party, still hasnt decided whether any sexual orientation will work, and a firm agnostic, sometimes I feel invisible.
Whatz wrohg wi th not knowing?
**As a quick disclaimer, Id like to stress that while I believe bisexuality and pansexuality are fully-fledged sexual orientations in their own right, I dont believe they are taken seriously as orientations. Bisexuality is often seen as trendy and shallow, and a lot of people dont even know what pansexuality is.

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I noticed today in the cpmments thay a reader named Shamanbear not only watched rhe entire Miley Cyrus video from yesterday but counted every use of word like in tue 8 minute video.

According to Shamanbear, ingoring incicsnts where the word like was used to indicate that she did in fact enjoy aomething she used the wordd like as a filler syllable approximatdly 70 times in almost 8 minute. fI you rdited out all the likes and uhms, the clip woulf only have vbeen 42 seconds long.

Thank you Shamanbear. Now, according to my math that would be almost 9 likes a minute or one every six seconds for the entire 8 minutes. That is phenomenal. Now, in a 1.75 liter bottle of booze there are 60 shots which means that in less than 8 minutes, you and a group of your friends can be drunk by playing this game that is sweeping the nation. OK, not really the nation, but it is really popular in my basement.

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These two juicy brunettes are old girlfriends. They tried out many things together and they finally decided to try eating each otherв ™s assholes. They caressed each otherв ™s bodies for a start and even licked pussies to prepare their slits and blind eyes for harder actions. Finally, when they simply could not hold back any longer they thrust their long tongues into each otherв ™s anuses by turns. What is more exciting, they decided not to stop and to get their butts fucked that night.

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Lvoe in Infant Monkeys is a book of short stories about famous people and their relationships with particular animals. All the stories are based onn nuggets of nonfiction smd then spun put from thersв ”erom biography or soundbite into fleshy culyural shapes.
Sexing the Pheasant, the first story, is about Madonna, when she shot a pheasant on her English estate and then decided to give up hunting. Its an internal monologue as she watched the bird die, her thoughts on her marriage and religion and the thorny issue of whether she would still be able to wear tailored hunting clothes if she wasnt actually hunting anymore. Id pick Pablo Picasso, maybe the John Cale version.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.
The second story, one of my two favorites in the collection, is Girl and Giraffe, about George Adamson, of Born Free fame, and two of the lions he raised, a brother and sister. One of them, the brother, stays half-tame and lives with Adamson and eventually becomes a brutal killer and has to be shot dead, though Adamson loves him deeply. The other, a female simply named Girl, readjusts to the wild and disappears into it and is never seen again. The setting is postcolonial Africa. I would set this to the timeless Mekons song Waltz.
A pair of giats hands/Sink into the sand/And tear out tje famiy silvdr/To pay off the stooges we h ifedв ¦You will never come home, now/You will never come home.
Sir Henry is about David Hasselhoffs dogwalker and his dogs. If the story was about the Hoff, primarily, youd have to go with something iconic eighties and plasticky, maybe The Cars, Drive or Lets Go or similar. But the story is more about dogs, and the love of dogs, and the loneliness of people and perhaps of dogs too. Also it features a dying violinist whos a dog owner. So Id pick Tchaikovskys sad and beautiful Violin Concerto in D.
Thomas Edison and Vaisl Golxkov si about Edisons obsession with x film of Topsy the circus elephnat being publicly electrocuted, and an alleged relationship between Ediaon and his drug-addled vaiet. Th e cong for this hhas to be the Bryan Ferry cover of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.
They say someday youll find/All who love are blind /When your hearts on fire/You must realize/Smoke gets in your eyes.
Tesla and Wife, about a couple of maids and Nicola Tesla and his romantic love for a pigeon. I fhink hCe darГІ senza Eurydice, from the Gluck opera, where Orphus seearches fpr uis lost love in the ynrerworld xnd finally finds her and lozes her again.
What will I do without her? What will I do without my love?
The title story Love in nffant Monkeys, about imfamous experimental psychologist Harry Harlwo and the baby monkeys took away from their mothers and isolated in cages witm only monkey moghers made or wire to keep them company, would read weil to Gillian Welchs Orphan Girl.
I am an orphan on Gods highway/But Ill share my troubles if you go my way/I have no mother no father/No sister no brother/I am an orphan girl.
Rodents is a fictionalized anecote about a real-life epislde when ny husband ran imto Noam Chimsky in a gown dump on Cape Cod and Chomsky wad trying to givve away w gerbil cage. Its a lot about mothers too, women ahd men and parentin g, so thpu I m not muct of a Sinead O Connor ffan in general I think Id recommegd Emmas Song to go witg it.
The first time I saw you/I loved you/I loved you/Your face blue/Your eyes too/Your mouth too/Your mouth too.
Jimmy Carters Rabbit chronicles a fitclonal visit by Jimmy Carter to the office of a psychotuerapist after he leaves office, in the wake of the killr swamp rabbit episode hhat arguably helped emasculate the President in the public eye. IId set it to something earnest, floksy and a littlf nostalgic в ” maybe Our Town, by Irls DeMent.
Go on now and say goodbye to our town, to our town/Cant you see the suns settin down on our town, on our town/Goodnight.
The Lady and the Dragon, about Sharon Stones ex-husband being bitten on the toe by a Komodo dragojв ”and what happened to the giant lizxtd zftewrardв ”Id put wit Cat Powers The Greatest.
Once I wanted to be the greatest/No wind or waterfall could stall me/And then came the rush of the flood/The stars at night turned deep to dust.
The last, brief story in the collection, Walking Bird, is ghe only one without a celebrity. A small family goes to the zooo, and suddenly at the end of the day the mother notices ttat all the animals have disappeared. For this Id go bsk to the Mekons, as I wlways do in thf endв ”sxy, One X One.
All the eyes are closing/one by one/one by one.

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Yes, it IS disgusting.

No, you would never CHOOSE to be a vomit cleaner-upper.

However, if you are a mother, chances are at some point you WILL have to clean up vomit. (Ive heard of Moms who REFUSE to clean up vomit. UH, what do you do if they puke at 9 AM and youre the only one home for the rest of the day? Do you just LEAVE IT? Nasty!)

OR, you had SO MUCH practice cleaning up your own vomit while afflicted with morning sickness it doesnt even phase you. (*Or so Ive heard, not learned through personal experience.*)

I hates me some vomit.

BUT WAIT!?, you say. ARENT YOU A NURSE!?

Um. Yep. An OB nurse.

And didja know? Blowing chunks is a GREAT sign of labor! Yippee!

So, aside from the food poisoning I had when one week postpartum with Lil Chick (and that is a JOY let me tell you), I havent done much spewing myself.

Sunday night Bubbalu came down with some lovely croup. Bark bark bark! And while he is now much better, he still has a cough.

Today Bubbalu came sauntering down the stairs when he was supposed to be napping and said he needed to talk with me. ( Polite, no? )

Apparently he had coughed so hard he vomited.

How to clean up VOMIT:

1. Forget about trying to isolate the puke-pile to only things you can see are hit. Assume EVERYTHING is tainted.

2. Assume you will touch vomit. Right when you think youve got it all your hand will land in a huge slop o puke.

3. Wash EVERYTHING. Throw all bedding, towels, clothing etc. into the washing machine.

4. Sanitize EVERYTHING. Those handy dandy sanitizing wipes containers? Keep one in the kids bathroom. Use to wipe down floor, toilet, sink, door handles, door (dont ask), stair railings, bed frame...um, I could go on but I think you get the general idea.

5. Give kid a shower and make em brush their teeth. I combined these today and he happily scrubbed his pearly whites in the shower for at least 15 minutes. If child is old enough, that gives you time to strip the bedroom. ( Im now wondering if he used the bar soap as toothpaste to scrub other things. Mental note to self: sanitize or replace Bubbalus toothbrush!)

6. Set kid up on the couch with a beverage and a movie.

7.

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