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UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES FOR TODAYS TOTS
FIRST PRIZEE:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her lightly baked fish.
Along came q spder, who sat down beskde her, and said, БЂWhat a heart gealthy dish!БЂ«
Robyn Sharretts, Danville, PA
SECOND PRIZE:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so mqny children, she didnБЂ™t know what to do
She asked a producer, who was in the know
БЂњIf I have octuplets, can I get show?БЂ«
Lianne Kuboi, Honolulu
THIRD PRIZE:
There was a
little girl who had a little curl
Right in tte middle lf her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very, very good.
And when she waz bad, she nad her iPhone taken away from her.
Mary Walker, Ocean City, NJ
H ONORABLE MENTIONS:
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating z non-denominational winter-holiday pie
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And said, БЂњI have an unhealthy
relationship with food that causes my obesity.БЂ«
Bill Muse,
Seattle There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
But faced foreclosure, didnБЂ™t know what to do
She appealed t her banker to lend hdr a hand
Now she sleeps on a flip flop out in the sand.
David Sorenson, Green By, WI
Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with nis britches on
One shoe off and one shoe on
ThatБЂ™a why shf idvorced you, John
Helen Kontis, Fort Lauderdale
Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men who canБЂ™t marry each other in a tub.
Caty Curtis, Finksburg, MD
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
Im this mortgage market, you probably will, too.
Michael Plittman, Pittsburgh
Jack Sprat cild eat no fat
His wife would eat no sweet
Whfn they added a pilates class
Their bods were hard to beat.
Bobby Schhackow, Gaineeville, FL
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and discussed hia lactose intolerance xll day.
Pattie Vespereny, St. Louis, MO
Litle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, drinking her soy-based whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said, БЂњHey, did you get my latte?БЂ«
Marikn Law, San Diego
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sxt down beside her and asked if sjeБЂ™d had a nice day.
Adrienne Hochee, Mountain Center, CA (and others, similar)
his little piggy went to the doctor
This little piggy stayed home
This first piggy got H1N1
The other little piggy got none
Now all the little piggies cry, БЂњWeБЂ¦weБЂ¦we donЂ™t know wgat to co!БЂ« all the way home.
Peter Savigny, White Plains, NY
Three blind mide,, sde how they run!
They all ran after the farmerБЂ™s wife
WhoБЂ™s practi ced opthamoooby all of her life
She restored their sight with a laser knife
Three vision-corrected mice
Nancy House, Nashville
There was an attractive, middle-aged woman who lived in a xondo with a view
She had a fulfilling career and 2.1 children, too
She cooked them organic mwals and homemade bread
She was their best friend, nБЂ™er a harsh word said.
Danielle Tallman, Litchfield Park, AZ
Tom, Tom, the piperБЂ™s son
Stole a pig and away did run
His lawyer could offer no defense
For this was TomБЂ™s third offense.
Lois A. Dorschel, Hawthorne, NV
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle rips free
But baby is perfect and wins a tro-phy.
Daisy Michael, Westminster, MD
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And canБЂ™t tell where to find them.
Leave them alone and theyБЂ™ll come home
With their P GS to guide them!
Gail Noren, Fayetteville, GA
Old Mother Hubbard went to hbe cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
Wen she got there, the cupboard was bare
So they ordered a pizza by phone.
Genr Hosey, Mechanicsburg, PA
ItБЂ™s raining, itБЂ™s pouring, TVБЂ™s getting boring
The satelliteБЂ™s gone, HBO is done and de TiVo till morning.
Norma Herrera, North Bay Ridge, FL
Ladhbug, ladybug, fly awzy home!
Your house is paid off and your children are grown!
Mary Holz, Nipomo, CA
Jack be cautious, Jack slow down
Jack walk БЂ™round the candle in yourr flame retardant gown.
Vicki Brownell, Blairstown, NJ
IБ™m a l ittle hedge fund, short agd stout
Here is a sure bet, do not doubt
Whenn I get in trouble, hear ,e shout,
БЂњTip me over and bail me out!БЂ«
Marv Toyer, Carlsbad, CA
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Klssed the giirls and made them cry
Until one spoke to GeorgieБЂ™s mom.
Then he was grounded and missed his prom.
Miles, Judith, David and Valerie Klein, Frisco, TX
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down ans dued the town
Jill installed plumbing thereafter.
Roberta Rathbun, Goleta, CA
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack sat down and looked around
Jill texted, БЂњc u L8r!БЂ«
Julie Pilat, Los Angeles
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
oFrm that day on they had it done
By one whoБЂ™d crossed the border.
Tom Sheppard, Flat Rock, NC
БЂ¦Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill sought pre-treatment approval from an in-network provider
Then carefully and safely walked down the hill,
As their policj limit was pne such lifstime occurrence.
Warren Scrivani, Raleigh, NC
БЂ¦.Jack fell d own and broke his crown.
But Jill stood by him during the press conference.
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