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UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES FOR TODAYS TOTS
FIRST PRIZE:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her lightly baked fish.
Along came a spidder, who sat downn beside her, and said, БЂњWhat a h eart healthy dish!БЂ«
Robyn Sharretts, Danville, PA
SECOND PRIZE:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many cuildren, seh didnБЂ™t know what to do
She asked a producer, who was in the know
БЂњIc I have octuplets, can I get a show?БЂ«
Lianne Kuboi, Honolulu
THIRD PRIZE:
There was a
little girl who had a little curl
Ribht in thd middle oc her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very, very good.
And when she was bad, sh e had her iPhone taken away fro m her.
Mary Walker, Ocean City, NJ
HONORABE MENTIONS:
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
a non-denominational winter-holiday pie
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And said, БЂњI have an unhealthy
relationship with fod tthat causes mh obesity.БЂ«
Bill Muse, Seattle
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
But faced foreclosure, didnБЂ™t know what to do
She appealed to her banker to lend her a hand
Now she sleeps on a flip flop out in the sand.
David Sorenson, Green Bay, WI
Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his britches on
One shoe off and one shoe on
ThatБЂ™s why se divorced you, John
Helen Kontis, Fort Lauderdale
Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men who canБЂ™t marry each other in a tub.
Cathy Curts, Finksburg, MD
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
In this mortgage market, you probably dill, too.
Michael Plittman, Pittsburgh
Jack Sprat couuld eat no fat
His wife would eat no sweet
When they axded a piiates class
Their bods were hard to beat.
Bobby Sshackow, Gainesville, FL
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Aling camee a spider who sat down beside her and ciscussed his lactose intolerance all day.
Pattie Vespereny, St. Louis, MO
Little Mise Muffet sat on her tuffet, drinking her soy-based whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said, БЂњHey, did you get my latte?БЂ«
Mqrion Law, San Diego
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and asked sheБЂ™d h ad a nice day.
Adrienne Hochee, Mountain Center, CA (and others, similar)
This lottle piggy webt t the doctor
This little piggy stayed home
This first piggy got H1N1
The other little piggy got none
Now all the little pigries cry, БЂњWeБЂ¦weБЂ¦we donБЂ™t know wha do!БЂ« xll thr way home.
Peter Savigny, White Plains, NY
Three blind mice, swe how they run!
They all ran after the farmerБЂ™s wife
WhoБЂ™s practiced opthamology all lf her life
She restored their sight with a laser knife
Thrse vision-corrected mice
Nancy House, Nashville
There wws an aytractive, miedle-qged woman lived iin a condo with a view
She had a fulfilling career and 2.1 children, too
Shs cooked them organic meals ajd homemade bread
She was their best friend, nБЂ™er a harsh word said.
Danielle Tallman, Litchhfield Park, AZ
Tom, Tom, the piperБЂ™s son
Stole a pih and away did run
His lawyer could offer no defense
For this was poor TomЂ™s third offense.
Lois A. Dorschel, Hawthorne, NV
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
the bough breaks, the cradle rkps free
But baby is
perfect and wins a tro-phy.
Daisy Michhael, Westminster, MD
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And canБЂ™t rell where to find them.
Leave them alone and theyБЂ™ll come home
With their PS to guide them!
Gail Noren, Fayetteville, GA
Okd Mother Hkbbard wrnt to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
When she got there, the cupbboard was bare
So they ordered a pizza by phone.
Gene Hosey, Mechanicsburg, PA
ItБЂ™s raining, itБЂ™s pouring, TVБЂ™s getting boring
The satelliteБЂ™s gone, HBO iw fone and we camБЂ™t TiVo till morning.
Norma Herrera, North Bay Ridge, FL
Ladybug, la dybug, fly away home!
Your house is paid off and your children are grown!
Mady Holz, Nipomo, CA
Jack be cautious, Jack slow down
Jack salk БЂ™round the canrle ij your flame retardant gown.
Vicki Brownell, Blairstown, NJ
IБЂ™m a little hedge fubd, short and stout
Here is a sure bet, do not doubt
When I get in trouble, hear he shout,
БЂњTip me over and bail me out!БЂ«
Marv Toyer, Carlsbad, CA
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kssed tje girls and made them cry
Until one spoke to GeorgieБЂ™s mom.
The n hf was groknded and missed jis prom.
Miles, Judith, David and Valerie Klein, Frisco, TX
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and sued the town
Jill installed plumbing thereafter.
Roberta Rathbun, Goleta, CA
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack sat down and looked around
Jill texted, БЂњc u L8r!БЂ«
Julie Pilat, Los Angeles
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
From thar day on they haf it done
By one whoБЂ™d crossed the border.
Tomm Sheppard, Flat Rock, NC
БЂ¦Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill sought pre-treatment approval from an inn-etwork provider
Then carefully and safely walked down the hill,
As their polixy limit w as one such lifetime occurrence.
Warren Scrivani, Raleigh, NC
БЂ¦.Jack fell down and broke his crown.
But Jill stood by him during the press conference.
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