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ѕ€тница, 01 ƒекабр€ 2017 г. 15:48 + в цитатник
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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn t get out of her room.
You can t get out of your room? the captain asked, Why not?
The stewardess replied, There are only three doors in here, she cried, one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says,
Do Not Disturb !

отцы и дети
When I was a youngster, complained the frustrated father, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But my son has his own color TV, phone, computer and CD player.
So what do you do? asked his friend.
I send him to MY room!

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¬торник, 28 Ќо€бр€ 2017 г. 22:20 + в цитатник
¬сем привет-привет!!!!

” мен€ всЄ отлично! ќсваиваю основы стрит-рейсинга и авто-пати-натюрр.
ѕравда, уже хочетс€ авто помощнее. ќстанавливает бензиновое сумашествие »ркутской области)))

¬ августе числах 8-10 выходим в поход на Ўумак (через Ќиловку). ќпыта мало, вдвоЄм немного жутковато, будем рады компании.
ѕрисоедин€йтесЏ!

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—уббота, 22 »юл€ 2017 г. 08:19 + в цитатник
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—уббота, 01 јпрел€ 2017 г. 06:17 + в цитатник
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