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Архипиздрит (noun, m.) [Arxipizdrit]
Joker, skirt chaser. The meaning is not quite clear as it is mainly a pun on the Orthodox title of a superior abbot (Архимандрит, from Greek ἀρχι, “high”, and μάνδρα, “monastry”) and the similar sounding word манда. The word is mostly found in one joke and Russian-English slang dictionaries.

 Балалайка (noun, f.) [Balalayka]
A masturbating woman. The term refers to the traditional Russian string instrument, which requires a specific finger technique (hence the alternative slang meaning).

 Батончик (noun, m.) [Batončik]
Young prostitute (literally “small bun”).

 Взломать лохматый сейф (expr.) [Vzlomat’ loxmaty seyf]
To rape, literally “to break the hairy safe”.

 Гондошир [Gondošir]
1. Wanker; 2. Bastard, untrustworthy individual.

 Ебукентий [Ebukenty]
1. see. ебанатик ; 2. Ironic or haughty form of address (probably derived from the Russian form of the name “Innocent”).

 Зойка (noun, f.) [Zoyka]
Passive male homosexual.

 Играть на кожаной флейте [Igrat’ na kožanoy fleyte]
1. To perform a fellation; 2. To masturbate (men only, less common usage). Literally “play the leather flute”.

 Карусель (noun) [Karusel]
Group sex, gang bang.

 Коноёбиться (verb) [Konoëbit’sa]
To waste time, hang around uselessly. Implies intimate relationship with horses, if taken in the direct meaning.

 Курите мою трубку [Kurite moju trubku]
Invitation (figurative, but could be direct) to perform a fellatio – literally ‘smoke my pipe’.

 Секель [Sekel']
Clitoris.

 Тримандоблыский пиздопроёб [Trimandoblyski pizdoproëb]
No definite translation available. Generally offensive way to name somebody else.

 Хуюм - буюм [Xuëm-buëm]
Suddenly, without warning.

 Шерстяная кража [šerstjanaja kraža]: Rape (“wool theft”).

 Шмайсер (noun, m.) [šmayser]
Penis, initially the name of German machine guns during WWII (which have an elongated, phallus-like shape).

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