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Dear tech support

After your wonderful upgrading, my computer is moving very slow. Please advise what should be done.

With Best regards,

User ID: 456764
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You should not move your computer anywhere from your desk, and certainly not do it alone. For quick movement you should employ the help of professionals and contact your IT department in advance.

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Dear Tech Support

I appreciate your good humor; however I did not get an answer to my question: How do I make my computer move faster.

With Best regards,

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Dear User ID: 456764

To properly move your system, you should have gotten an authorization from your supervisor that you need to move your work area, elsewhere. Then you should have contacted your IT department with the proper authorization.

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YOU ARE MY "IT DEPARTMENT"! I am not trying to move my computer anywhere! I am trying to increase the speed of my computer.

With Best regards,

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Dear User ID: 456764

There is no need to yell. To increase the speed you need to increase the Force or decrease the mass of the moving object.

Sincerely,

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I am not a Jedi and I do not use any f-n FORCE, what are you implying by decreasing the mass. Are you guys on drugs?
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Dear User ID: 456764

There is no sense of being impolite and use foul language. It seems that you have forgotten classical mechanics that you have studied so hard in high school and had to cover in college from which you claim you have graduated. We are here to help with your technical difficulties.

As you may know velocity (V) = V0 +at where V0 is initial velocity, we assume that it is 0, a is acceleration and t is time. Using classical mechanics and well known Newton's Second Law a = F/m so to increase acceleration you need to apply stronger Force or decrease the mass of the computer; however we strongly suggest that you refrain from disassembling your working station without professional supervision of YOUR IT department. So the only way to increase acceleration is to increase the applied Force, in other words: PUSH HARDER!

Thank you

Tech Support
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