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Things To Say At Work When You're Stressed

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Среда, 13 Февраля 2008 г. 12:20 + в цитатник
"If assholes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport."

"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

"Earth is full. Go home."

"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

"Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"

"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

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