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Blonde at school (ыыы)

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ѕонедельник, 21 јпрел€ 2008 г. 12:41 + в цитатник
A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and
says: УMummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other
girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! ThatТs
good, innit?Ф
УYes darling, very good.Ф
УIs that because IТm blond?Ф
УYes darling, itТs because youТre blond.Ф
Next day, the girl comes back from school and says: УMummy, today at
school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! ThatТs good, innit?Ф
УYes darling, very good.Ф
УIs that because I Сm blond, mummy?Ф
УYes darling itТs because youТre blond.Ф
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: УMummy, today we went
swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at
me!Ф
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D chest at her mum. УIs that
because IТm blond, mummy?Ф
УNo darling, thatТs because youТre 28.Ф

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