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The best four-legged friend - a bed!
Intimacy does not offer - I can not refuse!
I may not be sane, but in his
If you long to be faithful - it gets messed up!
Give me a chance to make sure that money can not make me happy!
Today, three times I thought. Very tired ...
Yesterday went to about two. Not enough sleep! Today, about one lie.
Sarah Samuilovna where you still celebrated the New Year?
Oh! As always, in bed ...
And there were many people?
She comes to the rabbi: - the Rebbe, the two men at the same time ask for my hand. But one of them - a thief, and another - a rapist. Who will advise you choose?
Rabbi >>>>>: - I have to consult with God. And going to another
room. From the kitchen comes a rabbi's wife and whispered: - I do not know what your husband, but I think I better let him be raped twice than once obvoruyut.
A guy gets a job at the conservatory. He was listened to - all right!
Owning an excellent tool, hearing the absolute plays spectacularly, in general - the dream of any orchestra. Take: - Well, you'll make out. What is your name? - Ivanov. - Ivanov? Hmm ... Strange ... And the name? - Ivan. - Ivan!!
Surprisingly, incomprehensible .... A middle name? - Moiseevich. - Oh, how deeply it is buried talent!
Decided to open a brothel in Odessa for foreign sailors. In the City Committee was invited to Aunt Pesyu Moldavanka known in pre-revolutionary Russian procuress, and offer it to lead the new institution and at the same promise all sorts of benefits.
No, - said Auntie Pesya - I know your poryadochki. Ten beds - for the city committee, twenty - For RC, we - on demand. In the spring you'll be my girls on the farm pulling sown in the autumn - at sweeper. And Aunt Pesya lay down and implement the plan?
Ivan the Terrible killing his son.
Peter had killed his son.
Taras Bulba had killed his son.
It was only during the Soviet era Pavlik was able to take revenge for all
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