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Why don't Buddhists use vacuum sweepers? Too many attachments.
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Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
ecause Buddhists don't have any soul.
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What did a Buddhist say to a hot-dog salesman?
"Make me one with everything".
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I'd like to offer something to help you but in the Zen School we don't have a single thing!
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
He enters Nerdvana.
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Today I received one of those rude ICQ messages. The person wrote me this:
"budda is dead you moron move on with your life"
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You are alive, friend, move on with Buddha's death.
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