 Food in the morning on the tram to work, people still few hours to peak somewhere hour.
It should be near the door a woman 40 years old, fit man, and between them there
following dialog box. M: Are you getting off? F: Issued only in marriage. M: Slightly at a loss - you go? M: just go mad. So it is necessary to raise the mood of the morning.
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 Untranslatable play on words. Only that. Sitting in the office. For a wall cube, our tongue-tied emigrant
explains about the American election of Medvedev, in English, with a terrible
Boratovskim accent. Further, persons: emigrant: "You know what new Russian president''name means?"
(Do you know that is the name of the new Russian President?)
American: "Medvedev?"
E: "Yes! Means Beer!" (mean of course BEAR (Bear), but instead
This makes BEER - Beer)
A: "Beer?"
E: "Yes! You know, big animal, go...Read more » |
 It happened that when I worked at the end of the institute in a scientific research institute ... SRI
it was great, some professionals, thousands of 3, young enough, so
Youth Organizations райкому equated to the local with
all the ensuing consequences. Between the Komsomol cells
(divisions) were all sorts of competitions: the best wall on
Best politinformation, etc. In order to evaluate the next event
invited senior party comrades. And so goes another politzanyatie to...Read more » |
 A week ago, came back from Tunisia. I have a hobby - to bring one of those countries where the national dress. From Vietnam brought loose black silk with dragons, etc. From Tunisia brought Arab clothing, scarf, and the rope on his forehead. All this is dressed themselves and went to work to poshokirovat people.
Now attention - Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk, a road inspector STR sees lights in front of the car, which sits behind the wheel of "Arab"! As I podezzhal to him, I saw how his eyes widened. He stopped me,...Read more » |
 Major Fox:
At weekends rive at the BBC. There, one amerikancheg wrote that there is no English-speaking Russians, and that on our behalf write agents Kremlin. I said that, as a half dozen комментов - my, I vsenepremenno come back today to Lubyanka for a wage, but I have nothing to feed the bear a hand.
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 Svetik: And you do a very poor word dictionary!
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 We survived! In our publishing house solemnly came the Chinese. Impossible to calm her tears.
"Dear Director published Memories.
Hello!
To contact you? Chinese contemporary typography "Reliance Printing". We saw your website ...
The company "Reliance Printing" by qualified personnel ...
We are working happily and uspeshno.Nashi customers are satisfied about our service and price! I put a few books that we have made in ...
We hope that we will be together weight...Read more »
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 It fits a team of Latvians in the Finnish tavern. Time to close the kitchen, suitable waitress and hinting at the later time
to the "Finnish English" asked: - Are u finished? Latvians are responsible: - No, we are Russians!
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 My mladshenkoy (4 years), the amazing sense of Russian language, its
richness and subtlety of shades. Pleases indefinitely - Nursery tvorozhok
persistently called TRAVOZHOK, plastic bag - KAPET and bear a number.
In doing so, she says is absolutely pure and correct, speech ecstatic. A
These Pearls - namely, its copyright. On Saturday went to the forest
show children the mushrooms. Of course, the wood products - strong word, which
them small, drag, shoulder alignment Moscow, 10 meters from the edge,
All h...Read more » |
 The most common situation - an error in the text. A man missed a letter
only and all. But laughter was! .. And how else to respond when the partner comes standard
soprovodilovka to specifications, which must agree! They have it
signed, placed print and waiting for our print-signature. And write: "Please assure u of p and ana nd our specification and
send to us. "
We are left to ask what side they tagged!
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 One friend recently told a real story that happened with the girl friend of her family. So, this was a family tradition: if a girl from a family was marrying, she left her name and adds it to her husband's name, ie, did a double surname. And, then, is the girl from the family married to a young man named Slobodskoy. And it must be said that the family surname - Metronovy.
Approximately a month later she tired of that after the issue of "Girl, what
you name? "and the...Read more » |
 The girl runs away in his personal affairs. In the parlor is a colleague and
turns to her with questions about work. And it once, and she throws him
on the move: Log on to my desktop! "
There was referring to a folder under her name on the desktop computer. But the replica
was a great success!
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 The teacher came into class, sat, took a whiskey - a headache. Weak voice, asked:
- Children, a lesson on the schedule?
- Mathematics.
- Write to the condition: two young, intelligent women drank two bottles of vodka. Asked in the problem - at Koi X need of a more and a bottle of wine?
http://blogion.ru/aneks/2008/06/30/na-kojj-kh-iks/
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 - Professor, rumor that you lisp.
- There is whores, you do not believe whore!
http://kiskaonline.ru/?p=220
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 The lesson of English in the village school. The teacher:
- Ivanov, as will be in English "door"?
- Dwear.
- What eto da!!!
http://qiq.ru/10/08/2008/humor/30654/anekdoty_ot_slavika.html
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 Stirlitz wakes up in the chamber. Neither the fuck does not remember. Looks at the shoulder - do not chase it - in a civil suit. The head breaks. Think - so if the Germans come, I - Engineer Bolzen if Russian - Colonel Isayev. No, better - just Maksim Isaev. Skripit key in the lock, the door shall be opened, comes foreman. "Well, Comrade Tikhonov, and nazhralis you yesterday! And - The People's Artist! I am ashamed to be!"
http://zhur-zhal.livejournal.com/126257.html
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 I go to shop in the resort town of Turkey. A conversation in one of them with the seller (in English!). Standing, then tryndim he soars me gifts.
Suddenly I wondered: Where are you from?
I told him: Kyiv. Ukraine.
He: I have the same. Well we do then, as dibily, English speaking?
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 United States. The full bus go negros and whites, among them start bicker.
The driver stops the bus, forcing all to go and build a
in front of the bus. Asks what's wrong. Negros:
- Yes, behold the total discrimination, we are constantly denigrate Blacks, they say,
We'll sit in front of the white, and you get back.
Driver: - Yes, I do for Figo, I - blind, to me you're green.
And now all silently entered the bus and resettle - light green forward
dark green back.
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 - Joke told me the Director of one of the Zaporizhzhya schools:
Director comes on line, on the first of September. A forward is a first and smokes. The head of the school your child asks:
- How do I name?
- Petrov, - he said quietly.
The Director further wonders:
- What class?
- Bourgeoisie - the child is responsible.
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 - Hello, this fire?
- Yes!
- Yes it simply beat policeman with a doctor, something I lost, where to call ...
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 - Doctor, the reception person with a baseball bat. He claims that he --
an FBI agent, and his sister was abducted aliens!
- To a psychiatrist.
- Doctor in trauma received beaten aliens. They
agree to return someone's sister ...
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 Sir Henry at krugosvetke.
- Berrimor! And for lunch - oatmeal!
- Now the breakfast, sir.
- How? Why?
- At Greenwich, sir!
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 Holmes clasp coat.
- Watson, do not forget your army revolver!
- Risky business, Holmes?
- Watson! In your view: revolver - this toy?
You carry the voice of Mrs. Hudson:
- Mr. Holmes, but how many times I told you this?
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 - Mr. Holmes, to you a lunatic ...
- It is - to Watson.
- ... The banker.
- M-right? .. Then - to me.
- He shouts that he was robbed before sewing.
- Hm-m ... This is - by Watson!
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