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Rome laundry ( ): "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time". - ", , ."
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Moscow hotel: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it!" - " - () !" (welcome to it - , , !)
Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid". - " - ."
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Paris hotel: "Please, leave your values at the front desk!" - ", !" ( : valuables - , values - )
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