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, 16 2007 . 08:24
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Three pings for the token rings,
Five pings for the UNIX machines,
Hundred pings for the broken links,
One special ping to check them all
Through Simple Network Management Protocol!
, 27 2007 . 04:25
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, 16 2007 . 03:00
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, 11 2007 . 04:31
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, 10 2007 . 05:29
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, ASCII?
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M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666
S Y S T E M 7 . 0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666
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B I L L G A T E S (III)
66+73+76+76+71+65+84+69+83+3 = 666 (!!!)
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